Obliege The Noise... Forgive The Awkwardness!

Ron E. J. Indio

He has a name. And that name is his key to stardom.

I am Ron... But I like to go by E.J. I also like to talk about myself in the third person. I like the beach... and potato chips. I can't get enough of swing sets. I am scared of one-eyed cats. I image that all one-eyed cats talk like pirates or mall beauticians and that they use their claws to pierce your soul and then grind with coffee beans for a civilization of whales that only speak French... and only speak when spoken to.