Obliege The Noise... Forgive The Awkwardness!
These are the artists that appear on our releases. They are viable human beings. Some are nice. Most are mean. A few drink coffee. A few have drank piss (this may be more than your care to know).
Learn more about them, if that is to your liking. Or, if you prefer, leave this site and go order a new pair of beige shorts because you know that your knees look great.
I can't believe they trust me to write on this website. I wonder how long before they discover that I hate my job as a record label intern. Mean, Mean Rock Stars must die!