Obliege The Noise... Forgive The Awkwardness!
- Sink Back Down Below
- If I Told You, Would You Believe?
- Sean Cannery Row
- Whisper Valley
- I Will Follow
- Shotgun Wedding
- Santa Banana
We just wanted to find a damn bag of extra hot chips. We went to three convenience stores and 1 liquor store and found nada. Then we decided to stop at the cheap motel that was next to last convenience store because we could see they had a vending machine in their lobby as we drove by.
We weren't in there but five minutes, when bike gang came rumbling into the parking lot. They surrounded the van with their bikes and then about five of the gang members came in. One was carrying a crucifix of all things.
This wasn't just any biker gang. This was the St. Mary's Sisterhood of the Road biker gang. If you haven't heard of them, St. Mary's is group of biker nuns and their mission is to convert the lost souls of the highway.
Well, I guess it was late and they must have been tired and, maybe, Larry looked a little bit like the Devil incarnate because he was wearing a red wig and still partially dressing in furry lamb costume from the party. What ever happen next could only be expressed in song. And with that we present "Sustenance — Volume One" by Cabo Joe & Chop-Chop.