Obliege The Noise... Forgive The Awkwardness!
- Unusually Large Game
- Just Another Goth Alone On St. Valentine's Day
- West Coast Factor
- Time Flattery
- Sacrifice the Beast
- My Name Is Not Richard
- Just Another Drunk Construction Worker in Line At Wendy's
- The One We Don't Talk About
- Open and Clothed
- Unseasonably Large Abuse
I can't begin to describe the unbelievable sight to which I awoke on that crisp morning in February. It was like an ant had crawled into my ear and then slide on a toboggan of cheese to the core of brain and started dropping a fizzy candy into a bottle of Mexican soda. The ooze jerked and pulled my thoughts around a Ferris wheel of ecstasy and dread. There were fireworks that burned like the accidental drip of pool acid on your smallest toe while running barefoot to try an answer an unexpected phone call that could be your best friend telling you that he is suddenly alert from his coma and that he wants pizza with Pepperoni, Onions, Cashews and Pineapple toppings. And then in that moment, thought becomes like a thirst and you are incapacitated and dehydrated and you can only think of your neighbor's cat that would claw at your window whenever your neighbors went out of town. As when the gusty winds that are scratchier than an old drunk's beard finally do subside, there is today.